kittyculo

YESSSS!! Caught in the act!! This Brazilian kitty is moving to the big apple…CAN NYC HANDLE IT?? 

(answer: no bc nyc´s a b!!)

ps I will be potty training this little cutie… Will he agree to make peeps/poop in his makeshift water bowl? Lets hope so…

kidontheroad:

…and in honor of that last post/video, here is a GIF I just had to make. Bad kitty!

The aftermath of Kitty’s 7th or so street fight. This time with a dog. 

thumbs up. this cat has a bunion.

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I found a kitty in the street about a month ago. He was very scared, very dirty, and very hungry. I scooped him up and brought him inside of course, and gave him food, a bath, and some love. Kitty thrived! I realized that he wasnt a light brown color, but more like a white-ish beige. His all black nose become black and pink after the crud washed off. He ate bread and meat and drank milk before I bought some bomb ass kitty food at Mundial (local supermarket).

Then kitty turned into the DEVIL!! After around a week he started wreaking havoc and behaving very badly! He pounced on my face as I slept, bit my face and nose and cheek, and stole things from my roommates room (her engagement ring and earring). I tried to squirt him with water every time he was bad but all that did was NADA and he’d be soaking wet and still attacking me/everything. He gives a big F U to discipline and rules. Right now he’s asleep and I’m thanking God and praying that he doesn’t wake up soon.

I am afraid of something that weighs like 2 pounds and is a baby.

brotographs:

Catzilla

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kitty  photo bomb

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sneak attacks are my fav!!! there is a boy in brazil who hides in a tree and sneak attacks people and then asks for money.

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