Jamaican poop Courtesy of MK
I hope I can do this. Fingers Crossed!!! →
When I get drunk I like to buy things online. Ebay is usually my website of choice because its always more fun to feel like you’ve won when you’re purchasing shit (I easily win auctions- I once paid $48 for a hideous yellow vintage knit sweater that was falling apart). One night though I raised the bar and branched out, shook things up and decided to get fancy. I bought some cologne....
What Every Girl Wants to Hear
“Telling myself I’m a playa so I keep tryna shake it off, But I keep on seeing this big old house with a picket fence and a dog, Never felt nothing like this, Shes more than a mistress enough to handle my business, Now put that girl in my kitchen. Girl you make me wanna get you pregnant” -R. Kelly
Awww! What a cutie!! →